I Know Who Killed Me

Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Michael Adler
Directed by: Chris Sivertson
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Thriller
2007

Times Seen:
Tim: 1

Summary: Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) is abducted by a serial killer. She miraculously escapes, but loses limbs in the process, and claims she's not Aubrey Fleming.

Review:

Tim: With a title that threatens to send me into a homicidal rage, and a diva starlet whose off-screen antics pretty much sunk the movie by themselves, there was no way this movie was going to work. It doesn’t. It is almost completely nonsensical. While I did enjoy the big “twist,” this proved far too little and a futile effort in an otherwise train wreck of a movie. I don’t like calling movies “stupid” because it seems childish and slightly subjective. However, this is just a stupid movie. It really is.

Lindsay Lohan sleepwalks through the movie. She never seems particularly interested or enthusiastic, and obviously took on the role because it was supposed to be “edgy” and “mature.” She ends up just looking absurd.

This movie does not work on so many different levels, I don’t even want to go into specific detail here. The plot is a mess, rarely makes sense, and the film’s conclusion and dramatic climactic scenes are so ridiculous, they stir no drama or suspense—only boredom and disinterest. This film will certainly be included in the Worst Of… lists, and for very good reason. This is a terrible movie.

Rating 1-10
Tim's Rating: 3.5



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